Tim's Tips
Tip #1 - Don't Read These Tips....
Last time, some people thought I was serious about folks paying $300/month for us to retrain your misbehaving kayaks. So to those people - please send us your delinquents right now cause we need money and I'll do whatever it takes. Behind my back they call me the "kayak whisperer" so you can pretty much guess how good I'll be.
Tip #2
If you're still with me, you might need to get out more...
Tip #3
Making a fire outside in the winter is tough - especially at the end of the day. To help you over the first half hour of being on your knees, blowing madly, breathing in smoke and the only flame is a girl or guy you remember from a high school dance - forget highschool and stamp out your imagined fire area in the snow. Take small cut logs and lay them down side by each. This creates an insulated platform where you can start your fire and forget your imagination. Sounds obvious but a lot of us don't do it - you're left with your imagination and a cold supper...
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