Jack’s Hoot for June

Tim Has A Problem You Can Fix (parents of great kids please listen up!)

Our bestest & most favourite trip is YOUTH ADVENTURE from July 4-7 and we NEED YOU! We’ve lowered the cost to $395 to encourage everyone! Aimed at 12–16 yr olds with no experience –we’re a few shy of a full load. Join us out in the islands kayaking camping, swimming, eating great meals and exploring the world’s largest freshwater archipelago. Call now to start off your summer in grand style: 705-342-5324 More intel: https://www.whitesquall.com/youth-adventure-trip/

Time To Try Something Different (And Get Away From The Engines)

Just think of the pure experience of feeling the wind and waves trying to plaster you on shore in your little underpowered kayak. However, since you are on a White Squall trip you have some first rate guides to say things like ”paddle harder” or yell “I’ve seen it worse!”. It’s all part of the fun of being out there folks. Our First Timer trip July 7 -9 is designed to get you out there safely and with the maximum amount of fun and even some tips on how to make the kayak dance on the water and feel not quite so underpowered. This trip could be called anytimers as any time you get out there it’s great. So don’t be shy if you have been in a kayak before as we will not turn you away.

The Real McCoy

This is getting bad as I even remember that show. There is no need for the TV for this Real McCoy trip on July 11 to 14. The island chain has all the charm of the original series but has the advantage of actually being here. They qualify as my favorite island chain in my early kayak career and have not disappointed anyone I know yet. Just enough off shore to be on their own and with the ghost of Walter still reputed to be there. Or is that just a rerun picked up by the rudder cables of my kayak?

Ask us if we overbook!

 

The answer is no! We will not drag you kicking and screaming out of the tandem kayak, or any kayak for that matter. If we make a big mistake and there are a few extra on a trip we just call it a second trip and that makes you and the extra staff that get to go very happy.

Selection Selection Selection

Spy satellites have noticed a new bright spot on the face of the earth and it turns out to be right beside Cole Lake! There are so many new kayaks, canoes and SUP boards that they are putting on the shades up there. You would think they are getting used to it as this time of year all the boats have arrived and are waiting for a paddler to select them.

Want to have some fun? Just show up at the Paddling Centre and ask one of the staff that you want a Puddle Skimmer to match their new staff T-shirt. Sit back and watch the action as they grab an inventory and proclaim “yes we have that model in confuscia” and hear the cry go up. “Anyone seen the Puddle Skimmer in Confuscia?” It could be in a vast number of places like the chicken shed, the troll trail, Tim’s closet or even rack # 29A. When they find it go for a lovely paddle on the lake to see if the dream matches reality. While you are there compare the boat of your dreams with a few other like minded boats, just to make sure.

Tim’s busy so it’s Jack’s tip for a change

I noticed the other day when perusing a mirror that my old kayak (1986 Nimbus Seafarer) is looking like the day it was built compared to me. Why is that I wondered? Some kayaks come in to the White Squall infirmary looking sort of beat up and old but they are way younger then the Seafarer.

Well every year (or two) I give the little boat some TLC by cleaning it and doing any gel coat repairs on the inevitable scratches and rub through areas. Then it receives a lovely coat of boat wax. It lets the fibreglass keep its colour and of course makes it faster then your average Seafarer on the water. Maybe I should use some of that black Gel stuff in my hair.

If that kayak that is going to outlast all of us is made from plastic then try giving it a coat of 303. It is space age stuff that acts just like a wax. It makes the plastic slippery and shiny and dare I say, even good looking.

Of course, like all of us older kayaks need some parts every once in a while. Most things can be found somewhere or made from something else but the worst and hardest to fix item are the hatch covers. Your best bet is to buy spare hatch covers as soon as you can. I have a little sports car of a kayak and the rear hatch cover is no longer available. I should have taken my own advice in 2000 and bought a couple of spares right then!

What will I do when this one finally goes even after yearly soakings of 303? I don’t know, maybe the old plastic bag trick with a bungy cord will do the trick but that seems too easy. Maybe instead of the McCoy trip we could run a McGyver trip and I could get a better idea then.

Have a great time on the water.

Jack